Favorite Tolkien Relationships: Bilbo + Gandalf
O, a kiss long as my exile, sweet as my revenge.
No because NO TOM! FUCK YOU TOM!
*can’t fucking believe this guy i swear to jesus*
The breathy moans he made when she kissed his neck about made me crazy. And I think he may have had some blood diverted downwards after he pushed her off of him. I mean…
That’s not a clothing fold. Nope.
And this gives us a teeny bit of info: his neck is one of his ‘weak spots’. Heh.
I volunteer to test this thesis. For science.
Get in line, darling!
Then Celegorm arose amid the throng, and drawing his sword he cried: ‘Be he friend or foe, whether demon of Morgoth, of Elf, or child of Men, or any other living thing in Arda, neither law, nor love, nor league of hell, nor might of the Valar, nor any power of wizardry, shall defend him from the pursuing hate of Fëanor’s sons, if he take or find a Silmaril and keep it. For the Silmarils we alone claim, until the world ends.’Of Beren and Lúthien
→Myers-Briggs Personality test: ISFP
” Introversion (I) preferred to extraversion: ISFPs tend to be quiet and reserved. They generally prefer interacting with a few close friends rather than a wide circle of acquaintances, and they expend energy in social situations (whereas extraverts gain energy).
Sensing (S) preferred to intuition: ISFPs tend to be more concrete than abstract. They focus their attention on the details rather than the big picture, and on immediate realities rather than future possibilities .
Feeling (F) preferred to thinking: ISFPs tend to value personal considerations above objective criteria. When making decisions, they often give more weight to social implications than to logic.
Perception (P) preferred to judgment: ISFPs tend to withhold judgment and delay important decisions, preferring to “keep their options open” should circumstances change. “
I don’t know when. I don’t know how. But I know something’s starting right now.
He’ll never stop looking for them.
Neal is like, bitch, don’t even. Aren’t you the ‘I’ll always find you’ ‘things will always work out’ ‘hope never dies’ people? And now I’m just supposed to be like, welp, even though previously impossible things have been made totally possible in a myriad of random ways, yeah, you’re right, I’m just going to sit quietly and pretend everything’s cool.
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.