HOUSE MARTELL: in case you would like some background →

amber-tinfoilforest:

  • GIVES ZERO FUCKS ABOUT GENDER ROLES AND PRE/EXTRA/MARITAL SEX.
  • TREATS BASTARDS WITH THE SAME RESPECT AS THE NOBLEMEN WHO PARENTED THEM
  • SEXY AS FUCK AND NOT ASHAMED OF IT
  • DOESN’T SHAME WOMEN FOR FUCKING WHOEVER THEY WANT
  • FEMALE WARIORS LIKE OBARA SAND, NO BIG DEAL TO…
her rumple (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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fairestregal:

Sorry, you were saying, Zelena?

0ceanofdarkness: So planting people in the ground is Rumple’s idea of gentle restraint when he really doesn’t want to hurt them.

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rumpleshtiltskin:

valoscope:

thestraggletag:

thatravenclawbitch:

phoenixwrites:

CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE.

Okay, so maybe it’s just the second gif, but does anyone feel like The Mummy is ripe for a Rumbelling?

I’d love for Rumple to be the Mummy, actually.

But would he sacrifice her for Milah or Cora? 

Lol if Cora were a mummy her heart’s canopic jar would be missing forever. :P

I don’t think hearts were placed in canopic jars. I think they were left out to be judged. I could be wrong.

Nope, right. Jars were used to preserve lungs, the liver, the intestines, and the stomach.

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sobforsirius:

Ben Barnes Photoshoot 

Black and White

championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

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